“The Weathered Underground is a LIVE ACTION ‘choose your own adventure style’ interactive film for your mobile device (iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad) where you choose what happens next. The shredding pop comedy stars Michael Ciriaco and Brea Grant (Daphne on NBC’s Heroes) and has 100′s of choices, dozens of endings and you can play for over 4/12 hrs without getting the same plot line.”

That pretty much says it all, really. If the full-motion video games of the mid-’90s didn’t have enough shredding pop comedy stars for your taste, maybe now you can give the genre another shot with The Weathered Underground ($0.99). Note also that its soundtrack is “100% Hipster Certified,” in case you were wondering.

I don’t know what to think about this. I love FMV games, of course, but this one has the potential to be annoyingly self-aware, as the trailer above aptly demonstrates.

On the other hand, I have to admire any game that presents players with a choice between “Crack House” and “Dumpster.” And for this week only, it’s available for 99 cents. I’ll admit it, I’m tempted.