Okay, stay with me on this one. We’ll take it slow.

Now, we’re all familiar with Die Fantastischen Vier, otherwise known as “Fanta 4.” The group is a pioneer in German rap, and produced what is arguably the world’s first German-language hip hop hit, “Die Da?!”

Today, Fanta 4 makes its App Store debut with Fanta 4 Pinball ($3.99), an Amiga-styled pinball sim from Bad Monkee, publishers of the well-received iPhone remake of Giana Sisters.

And that’s it, basically. If you enjoy titles like Pinball Dreams and Pinball Fantasies and have longed for a pinball sim that also addresses your passion for German hip hop, today is officially the greatest day of your life.

Sometimes, I love the iPhone. There’s also a trailer, which you absolutely must watch: